Do you know how HOT it is here?

• people are renting hotel rooms just to get a night of good sleep.
• Air Conditioners and Fans are SOLD OUT
• The safety people are advising us NOT to jump into lakes and rivers because of the drastic difference between the air temperature and the water.
• Lowes is letting people take their dogs IN the store, just for a break. (not sure why anyone would have their dog in the car)
• Our average is 76°. Today is supposed to hit 101.
• Zero cloud cover = Insta sunburn.

I never  thought I’d say this, but I want our regular WA weather back. At least give me some CLOUDS!!